Archive for the ‘Text blog’ Category

Jeffrey Loria Is The Real-Life Rachel Phelps

Thursday, December 8th, 2011 Posted in Picture blog, Text blog | No Comments »

The Miami Marlins have made a splash (get it?!?) this offseason, signing closer Heath Bell to a 3 year, $27 million contract, shortstop Jose Reyes to a 6 year, $102 million contract, and lefty starter Mark Buerle to a 4 ...

Hecklers Gone Wild!

Monday, June 14th, 2010 Posted in Text blog, Video blog | No Comments »

I've been doing stand-up comedy for right about four months now and I've been fortunate enough to have never been heckled. A few friends have joked that they were going to come to my show and heckle me. My response ...

Comedy Is Hard, Bombing Is Easy

Friday, February 26th, 2010 Posted in Text blog, Video blog | 2 Comments »

Well, I'm very new to the whole stand-up thing, I've only gone up five times over the last four weeks, so I've still got a ton to learn about it. And one thing life has definitely taught me is that ...

I’ll Never Become A Millionaire This Way

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010 Posted in Picture blog, Text blog | 1 Comment »

Yesterday a rare copy of one of the most important comic books in history, 1938's Action Comics #1, which features the first appearance of Superman, was sold for a million dollars. Neither the name of the buyer nor the seller were ...

More Stand-Up, And A Little Bit Of Crouching

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 Posted in Text blog, Video blog | No Comments »

I made my fourth attempt at doing stand-up last night at 37th and Zen's weekly open mic and I think it went pretty well. This is the third week in a row I've gone up at 37th and I've posted ...

Then What Does The ‘M’ Stand For?

Friday, February 12th, 2010 Posted in Text blog, Video blog | No Comments »

The other day it was announced that MTV is changing their logo, removing the script "Music Television" that has been below the iconic MTV pretty much since the channel's inception in 1981. (I always find it interesting that MTV is ...

If You Can’t Touch It, Steal It

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 Posted in Picture blog, Text blog | No Comments »

So, apparently, it's become Ok to steal. I'm not sure when this happened exactly, though I'm thinking it was sometime around 1998, but I've become acutely aware that the place in our personal value systems that perfectly understood that taking ...

It’s Only Offensive If I Don’t Like Your Politics

Monday, February 8th, 2010 Posted in Picture blog, Text blog | 1 Comment »

Last week there was a big stir because former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin called for President Barack Obama's Cheif of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, to be fired. Her reasoning was that his use of the word "retard", which he used ...

Fuck Avatar

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 Posted in Picture blog, Text blog | 2 Comments »

If you haven't seen Avatar yet you're one of the three folks in the world who can say that. The movie, which came out just over six weeks ago, is now officially the highest grossing movie of all time, earning ...

My Home State Never Ceases To Disappoint Me

Friday, January 29th, 2010 Posted in Picture blog, Text blog | No Comments »

I was born Norfolk, Virginia and raised in Virginia Beach, Virginia. I spent six years living in Charlotte, North Carolina, heading down there to go to college and, after failing horribly in that endeavor, staying down there because I didn't ...